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Bacon Tuxedo Sucker Gift Box
This 9" x 13" x 3" (22.9 cm x 33 cm x 7.6 cm) Bacon Tuxedo Sucker Gift Box is the perfect prank for any occasion! Just put your real gift in the box, then sit back and watch as your victim feigns enthusiasm and offers an awkward "thank you" before finding their real gift inside. |
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Bacon Toothpicks
The irresistible allure of bacon has crossed over into the world of fashion! Each watch has a 1-1/8" (2.9 cm) round clock face and straps that look like delicious slices of bacon. Vinyl strap, metal casing. Fits most adult wrists. |
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Bacon Gumballs
Yes, we've gone overboard with the "bacon" thing, but who can blame us? Bacon is a powerful force and we are but disciples doing our part to spread the gustatory gospel. Each 3-¼" x 2-½" x ¾" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin contains twenty-two bacon flavored gumballs. |
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Bacon Soap
It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap! Each marbled bar has the words "Bacon Soap" embossed on top and comes in a fancy 3-3/4" x 2-3/8" x 7/8" (9.5 cm x 6 cm x 2.2 cm) tin. |
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Bacon Mints
Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch! It may sound weird but once you taste it, you'll see that mint and bacon is a match made in Heaven. Each 2-1/4" x 2" x 1/2" (5.7 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.3 cm) tin contains one hundred mints. |
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Bacon Lip Balm
Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips. Each tube is 2-1/2" (6.4 cm) long with a twist bottom dispenser. |
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Bacon Wallet
Put some hip into your hip pocket with one of these whimsical wallets! Each 4-1/4" x 3-3/4" (10.8 cm x 9.5 cm) faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash and copious cards.
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Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Bacon!
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Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures
Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu are fired up and ready to rumble, but only one can remain at the top of the food chain! Mr. Bacon stands 5-5/8" (14.3 cm) tall and fights for everything salty, greasy and meaty. Monsieur Tofu is 3-3/8" (8.3 cm) tall and represents all things made of coagulated soy milk. The winner gets eaten for dinner! Each vinyl figure has bendable arms and legs. |
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Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure Game
These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic you?ll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns. But please don?t. Gummy Bacon should only be savored raw. Contains four 20 gram slices of strawberry flavored gummy meat sealed in a plastic bag.
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Gummy Bacon
These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic you?ll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns. But please don?t. Gummy Bacon should only be savored raw. Contains four 20 gram slices of strawberry flavored gummy meat sealed in a plastic bag.
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Bacon Beans
It's a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in each 6-½" x 1-½" x 1" (16.5 cm x 3.8 cm x 2.5 cm) bacon-shaped tin. Not quite as tasty as real bacon, but better for your arteries.
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