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Buff Baby - It's a rattle, dumbell
turns Junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder! Your little one's curiosity will be piqued by the gentle rattle sound and natural hand-grips, while your sense of irony will be satisfied by watching Junior do 3 sets of 10. So work it, baby! |
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Salt and Magic - make meals marvelous with a wave of your wand
Sometimes don't you just want to wave a magic wand over your meatloaf and turn it from meh to marvelous. Maybe all it needs is a shake of salt and a wave of pepper! |
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Batterfinger - a handy little spatula
Uh, oh. Have you been caught sticking your finger into that irresistable cake batter again? Next time, don't gross everyonw out — use your BatterFinger instead! It's a handy silicone spatula that stirs and scrapes with ease, and makes frosting a snap. It's perfect for when you just have to try out the brownie mix. Go ahead, lick your finger! |
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Munchstache - try 'em on for size then eat 'em
How would you look with a mustache? There's no need to grow one, just use these mustachemaking cookie cutters to create the perfect look. Try 'em on for size, then eat 'em! Munchstaches are easy to make too — one side cuts the shape and the other stamps the details. Doesn't that sound
like fun for the whole family? 5 assorted stamp/cutters in each set. |
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Re-Cover Camera
Technology is moving at the speed of light, and we love our fancyschmancy newfangled gadgets.But sometimes it's fun to bathe in the glow of a simpler time. Give your 4G iPhone a warm, cozy feel by snuggling it into one of these retroyet- functional hard-shell cases. |
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Re-Cover Calculator
Technology is moving at the speed of light, and we love our fancyschmancy newfangled gadgets.But sometimes it's fun to bathe in the glow of a simpler time. Give your 4G iPhone a warm, cozy feel by snuggling it into one of these retroyet- functional hard-shell cases. |
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Forget-Me-Notes - notes you're sure to love
Love! Love not! No matter how things work out you can leave a paper trail. You get 200 individual sticky-note petals
on each hangable card. They make great bookmarks, too! |
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Fill-A-Lily
Nothing brightens up a work space like fresh flowers. So we took the calla lily, one of nature's showiest blooms, as the inspiration for our Fil-a-Lily funnel. It?s soft, flexible, and sleek. Beauty aside, once you see how well it works, you'll be glad you picked it. |
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Peace of cake - make cake not war
Everybody knows if we made more cake and less war the world would be a happier place. But it takes more than cake, so Fred is contributing a portion of the proceeds from this product to organizations dedicated to peaceful resolution of conflict, justice for all, and respect for human rights. |
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Origami Napkins
Channel your inner Martha with these step-by-step origami napkins. Your dinner guests will be in awe of your creations. |
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Switch - turn on your salt & power. |
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ABC Cookies - already been chewed
Fred's cookies are so delicious that all he's ever left with
are crumbs, so he devised this devious ploy. Just bake them with bite marks built-in and watch your friends leave them behind on the tray. It's Fred's famous ABC (Already Been Chewed) Cookie Cutters! |
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Cake Candelabra
Sometimes you just have to go big. |
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Handle Bar - The stylish way to open your bottles
The ?stache is back! Only this time, it?s not just a fashion statement. It?s also a finely crafted corkscrew and bottle-opener. Because beverage containers are no match for the sheer power of a manly moustache. |
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Pop Top - the uncanny bottle opener
Here?s a slick widget — an uncanny bottle opener and a shiny piece of pop art, all in the palm of your hand. Fred?s Pop Top Opener is BIG on style. |
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Port-a-Pint - the anytime, anywhere beer glass
When the keg starts flowing, don?t be caught off-guard. Pack a Port-a-Pint in your pocket and you?ll be ready to knock one back at a moment?s notice. Just flick your wrist and the cup magically extends. Pour. Enjoy. Port-a-Pint comes in its own storage case. |
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Luckey - the key to thirst
Unlock your thirst – carry around one of these key-styled bottle openers and never be caught without a cold one again! They?re madefrom extra-thick stainless with a jewelry-quality brushed finish, and supplied with a heavy-duty nickel-plated split ring. |
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DrinkUp - carafe and glass
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Mix Stix - keepin? rhythm in the kitchen
Every kitchen has its own rhythm and hum, and now you can play along. Mix Stix are classic indispensable beechwood spoons, morphed into drumsticks. So you can rock out when you?re not stirring, paradiddle on the stockpot, give that mixing bowl a rimshot. Get with the beat! |
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TropSticks - chopsticks from the tropics |
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Holy Toast - the visionary bread stamper
In the beginning...there was bread. Ho hum. Make that boring bread an inspiration
by embossing it before you toast! Our easy-to-use Holy Toast stamper always
makes a good impression. |
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Lunch Bugs - sandwich bags with a surprise
These clever bags have a realistic creepy crawly bug printed on the bag and are sure to get a scream or a laugh. They're also a fool-proof anti-theft device if your office is plagued with freeloading fridge-raiders.
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Ice Screams
Feeling a little anxious? Some people swear that a good old primal scream is all you need. We have a better idea — release a few of our Ice Screams into your beverage of choice and revel in the relaxation. Each dishwasher-safe silicone tray includes 12 expressionistic renderings of Edvard Munch's "The Scream" |
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Citrusaw
Cold beer & lime wedges go together like Joanie & Chachi. And that, my friend, is why the Citrusaw rules. It slices the citrus, it opens the bottle. It?s cutting edge hardware for your home bar or beach bag. Citrusaw is a jewel of a tool. |
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iStuck
iStuck is the perfect solution for your high-tech video emergencies — just squish it against the back of your iPod®, iPhone®, or any device with a smooth hard surface, sit back, and smile. No chewing required |
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iPlunge
iPlunge is the perfect solution for your high-tech video emergencies — just squish it against the back of your iPod®, iPhone®, or any device with a smooth hard surface, sit back, and smile. No plumbing required |
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M-Spoons
Stacked is comfortable in the hand and amusing to the eye. No matter how you grab it, it's guaranteed to enliven your coffee break and perk up your pantry. Stacked is made from glossy, durable high-fire ceramic and holds 12 fluid ounces. Each is packed in a colorful gift box. |
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Hooked - keep your keys and coins in line
Need to pay a toll or feed that hungry parking meter? You?ll never have to go fishing for change again — just stash a few coins in this squishy little fishy. He?ll keep your keys neatly in line too. This handy little keychain is truly the catch of the day! |
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Stacked - it's 3 cups in one
Stacked is comfortable in the hand and amusing to the eye. No matter how you grab it, it's guaranteed to enliven your coffee break and perk up your pantry. Stacked is made from glossy, durable high-fire ceramic and holds 12 fluid ounces. Each is packed in a colorful gift box. |
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Cakewich - the best thing since sliced bread? is cake!
Our silicone Cakewich baking pan is shaped like a big hunk of white bread — just bake and slice to make double-decker sandwich cakes with yummy fillings. Everyone loves a good sandwich, now you can have one for dessert too! Cakewich is molded in super-strong, dishwasher-safe, oven-safe pure silicone and packaged in a colorful printed giftbox. |
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Brain Freeze - this is your brain on ice
We humans are well known for our highly-evolved sense of humor — as evidenced by Brain Freeze, the ice tray that makes 4 frosty brains. So let's celebrate our higher powers by raising a glass. Because a brain (not to mention a cocktail) is a terrible thing to waste. Brain Freeze is molded from super-strong, dishwasher-safe pure silicone and packaged in a colorful giftbox. |
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Cold Blooded - add some bite to your beverage
Twilight descends, beverages are poured. Hmmm, something's missing from the drinks. Maybe they just need a little bite. So drop some stone-cold fangs into your Bloody Mary and feel that chill go right down your spine. Mwaha! Cold Blooded is molded from super-strong, dishwasher-safe, pure silicone and packaged in a peggable, recyclable clear giftbox. |
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M Cups - matryoshkas made to measure
This set of 6 dry-measure cups nests neatly just like traditional Russian matryoshkas. They accurately measure 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 3/4 and 1 full cup, and they're built from heavy-duty, food-safe, long-life engineering plastics. M-Cups are useful, easy to store, and quite charming...so why not doll up YOUR kitchen with a little Russian folklore? Each set is packaged in a full-color printed giftbox |
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Murder Ink - deadly serious sticky notes
This 300-page sticky notepad is perfect for poison pen notes, letters of resignation, hit lists, and office to-do's. Murder, Ink comes complete with blood spattered pen, so it's sure to make a statement on your desk right beside that suspiciously sharp letter opener. Each pad and pen is packed In a full-color illustrated peggable giftbox. |
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Out Cold - notable events you missed
Had a few too many last night? No worries. Now you'll know exactly what happened While You Were Out Cold. This classic pink notepad will help your "friends" record all the gory details for posterity. You'll surely want to get back to (or at) them. Each 100-sheet pad is regulation phone-memo size — 5" x 4" — and printed on pink recycled paper. |
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Ouch! - the voodoo doll toothpick holder
Make your next party painfully amusing by inviting Ouch!, the voodoo-it-yourself
toothpick holder. Perfect for finger food, emergency hexes, and jump-starting the
good times. Two fashionable colors, elegant clear display-box packaging. With
Ouch, olives will never be boring again! |
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Send Wine - the notable wine stopper
If you were stranded on a deserted island, would you panic when you finished the last drop of pinot grigio? Maybe you would take matters into your own stranded hands and just ask the ocean to Send Wine! This trompe l'oeil silicone wine stopper amusingly commemorates that dreaded moment. |
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Cool Shooters - the fill and chill shot glass mold
What's cooler than a shot glass made of ice? Fill Cool Shooters water or your favorite juice, freeze, and then pop out four fully-formed with frozen shot glasses. A great way to add a little nip to your favorite sip! |
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Cool Jazz - freeze , stir, and chill
It's time to kick back and chill and here's a cool way to do it! Drop one of these groovy guitars into your drink, and give it a stir. Just the thing for jazzing up your favorite beverage. |
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Citrus Sippers - a refershing straw and ice cube combo
It?s a tropical straw with a frozen twist! Fill the citrus slices with water (add a dash of lemon or lime for some extra zip) and freeze. Drop one into your Mai Tai and take a sip – feel those balmy beachbreezes? |
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Gin & Titonic Ice Cube Tray
Ice Ahoy! You get 4 ocean liners and 4 icebergs.Just add gin, Leonard DiCaprio and Kate Winslet for a perfect party. |
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Frozen Smiles Ice Cube Tray
Not your grandfather's ice tray. All of a sudden, dentures aren't just for grandpa anymore. Freeze up a batch of Frozen Smiles and drop them into any drink. They're the ice cubes that grin right back at you (and your esteemed party guests).Don't you think they'll add a little bit to whatver you're drinking?
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Toasted Notes
the hot buttered desk accessory! This piping hot slice of toast is pretty hard to miss on your desktop so you'll always be able to put your fingers on a buttery little self-stick note when you need one. Toasted Notes comes with 5 handy-pads in each pack.
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Lit Candles - Happy Doobie to You!
Time to roll out another birthday? Celebrate in style with our LIT! birthday candles. Eight perfectly rolled candles in each pack. Warning: you may get the munchies. |
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Roman Candles - party like it's MCMXCIX
Friends, Romans, celebrants - lend me your ears. Are you sick of counting all those passing years the conventional way? Slow the chariot down and start counting the Roman way -- Roman Candles are easy and fun, and doesn't "L" look a lot better than *50*? We've packed 8 silver-trimmed candles in each set (good for ages 1 to 89) as well as a crash course in Roman numerology. |
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Birthday Candlabra - celebrate in style
Traditional birthday candles are fine for a kid's cupcake, but they don't help create a special mood for that certain someone. If you want a little ambience to go with that chocolate truffle cognac cheesecake, then our Birthday Candelabra is here to help light the way. It's an elegant candle with three wicks but who's counting? |
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Borrow My Pen?
Guaranteed to leave an impression. These pens have sayings that will keep them guessing about you. The Springfield Sexual Addiction pen says it will take you from perv to perfect in as little as 10 days. Set of 8 humourus pens. |
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STUCKUP - rude, chewed refrigerator magnets
These chewy little fridge magnets are dead-ringers for the real thing except there's a high-power magnet molded right inside each piece. Comes in four assorted flavors - bubble gum, spearmint, peppermint, and tutti-frutti. |
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Ti-Keys - idolize your keys
Who hasn?t occasionally fumbled for their keys? Now you can relax in confidence that the tiki gods will look out for you. Especially useful when you?re not the designated driver. |
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Lucha Keys - stop wrestling with your keys
Give your keys that same macho, heroic image you strive to achieve for yourself. So pop a Lucha-Key onto your fob, crack a cold Dos Equis, and rule, dude. Set of two heavy-duty key caps. |
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Cook-Keys - fresh-baked key caps
Remember now it's Vanilla for the house in Van Nuys and Chocolate for the ranch in Chile. There are two deliciously scrumptious yet non-caloric key covers.Cook-KEYS are stretchable durable key covers with personality.Get your sweet tooth on.
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MONKEYS - unlock your inner chimp
Mellow fruit and sparkling citrus pamper these playful pals.
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SKELETON KEYS - glow in the dark skullcaps for your keys
Six SKELETON KEYS in assorted colors.
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