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Divine Intervention
Cleanse thy hands of filth and soil. |
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Dog Slobber
Hand's best friend. |
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Germ-a-Phobe
Use after handwashing to be extra safe. |
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Germbo
It's payback time! With moisturizing aloe vera. |
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OCD
If you're not sanitizing, you're getting infected. Open cap, sanitize, close cap. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. |
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Cleaner Than Shit
Use extra if you actually see shit. |
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Maybe You Touched Your Genitals
The Number One After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer. |
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I Heart My Penis
Caution: Do not apply directly to penis. Leaves hands feeling soft and relieved. |
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Bitch Slap Those Germs
I ain't goin' nowhere. But YOU are! |
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Smack My Germ Bitch
I'll wash my hands when I'm damn good and ready. |
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