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Nope, Not Married Gum
Free as a bird. 8 pieces. Fresh fruit flavor. |
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Boss Lady Gum
Because it's more than just plain crap. 8 pieces. Cinnamon flavor. |
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More Money & Power Gum
Less sh*t from you people. Smile and nod, smile and nod. 8 pieces. Peppermint flavor.
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Douche Bag Gum
Nice to meet you. 8 pieces. Peppermint flavor. |
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I Love You Gum
xoxo. 8 pieces. Peppermint flavor. |
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We Are Not Amused Gum
That's the royal we. 8 pieces. Fruit flavor. |
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Crapulous Gum
Because it's more than just plain crap. 8 pieces. Cinnamon flavor. |
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Sobriety Test Gum
Accuracy guaranteed. Peppermint Flavor. |
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Don't Have Ugly Children Gum
It's not a crime to be ugly - but why take the chance. Used by the world's most perfect families. Hot cinnamon flavored gum. Get a box for your sister-in-law to extend the perfection. |
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Finally Married Gum
No, not Jane. JOHN. 8 pieces. Fruit flavor. |
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Supermodel Meal Gum
Now the waif-like 5-9, 97-pound frame that once seemed impossible can be yours! 8 complete meals! Cinnamon Flavor. |
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Cat Butt Gum
8 peppermint pieces of 'Kiss My Ass' attitude per box. Get a second box cause you got a lot of attitude to share. |
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Bigger Bitch Gum
Seriously. I really hate you. Fruit flavor. |
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I Heart My Penis Gum
Of course you do! 8 pieces of candy coated fruit gum per box. This design is also available in a magnet or a car air freshener. |
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Does This Gum Make My Ass Look Big?
Well does it? Careful how you answer that. 8 pieces of candy coated fruit flavored gum in each box. Get a couple exta boxes for when you go shopping with your pals. |
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Happy Gum
Happy Fact Number 34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. Fruit Flavor. 8 Pieces. Makes your life less crappy - at least while you're chewing it. |
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I Quit Gum
Enough said. Cinnamon flavor. 8 pieces. I'm outta here. |
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Shut The Hell Up Gum
Seriously, how about a nice big pack of shut the hell up! 8 cinnamon pieces to chew all at once. You've got more that one person in your life that you'd wish would stop their yakkin'. |
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Enjoy Spending Time With Your Mother Gum
8 pieces of delicate mint gum instantly enhance your quality time. Now made with time accelerating enzymes to make the visit fly by. Get a box for your sister too, she'll thank you for it. |
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