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Savin up to clone my cat
When your cat's nine lives begin to run out, you should relax and turn to science. (Cloning may cost a bit more than glass eyes and straw, but that's why you're starting to save up now!) |
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Savin up for a vacation
Whatever your holiday destination is, you're gonna need some extra cash. |
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Savin up for new shoes
You don't need to convince us that shoes are more than footwear. The higher the heel, the closer to heaven. Start a Secret Shoe Fund because you never know when you might be forced to add to your collection. |
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Savin up for a rich husband
A rich husband is the best investment you'll ever make, but don't fool yourself - it's going to cost an arm and a leg to get him so you better start saving up. Happy husband hunting! |
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Savin up for Las Vegas
Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to place your bets. But beware, when they say that everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas this could also apply to your hard earned cash. |
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Savin up for Jesus
You don't have to belong to a church to raise money for God's only son. Give yourself a faith lift. |
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Savin up for a little baby
The thought of bringing new life into this world is tremendously exciting...but have you thought about what diapers cost? Or riding lessons? Baby's First Trust Fund makes savin' up for baby fun. |
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Savin up to be a millionaire
The thought of bringing new life into this world is tremendously exciting...but have you thought about what diapers cost? Or riding lessons? Baby's First Trust Fund makes savin' up for baby fun. |
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Savin up for therapy tin bank
Life is confusing. One minute you understand everything, and the next it feels like it's all blown apart. Of course, it's impossible to predict when you'll crack up, but it's best to be prepared. That's why we recommend starting your own psych fund. |
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Savin up for some valium tin bank
Like any conscientious housewife knows, pill poppin' can cut into the budget.
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Savin up for some good weed tin bank
Collecting money makes cents....cents for sinsemilla. 3.5" x 4.5". The Original CASH STASH.The good stuff costs more so start saving!
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Savin to quit my job tin bank
Whoever said money can't bring happiness was lying. Money is your only ticket out that door. |
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Savin up to be a rock star tin bank
Ever dream of replacing your office desk with an electric amp and a tour bus full of morally dubious groupies? Your Real Life awaits you...coin by coin, you'll buy your dreams back. |
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