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Baby
The thought of bringing new life into this world is tremendously exciting...but have you thought about what diapers cost? Or riding lessons? Baby's First Trust Fund makes savin' up for baby fun. |
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Blow Job
Be charming. Be attentive. Pretend to listen, and don't forget to butter her up. Dude, if all goes well, you might just get dessert! |
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Jesus
You don't have to belong to a church to raise money for God's only son. Give yourself a faith lift. |
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Quit Job
Whoever said money can't bring happiness was lying. Money is your only ticket out that door. |
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Rick Husband
A rich husband is the best investment you'll ever make, but don't fool yourself - it's going to cost an arm and a leg to get him so you better start saving up. Happy husband hunting! |
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Rock Star
Ever dream of replacing your office desk with an electric amp and a tour bus full of morally dubious groupies? Your Real Life awaits you...coin by coin, you'll buy your dreams back. |
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New Shoes
You don't need to convince us that shoes are more than footwear. The higher the heel, the closer to heaven. Start a Secret Shoe Fund because you never know when you might be forced to add to your collection. |
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Start a Business
It's a fact. You're never going to get filthy rich if you work for someone else. Coin by coin, your dreams will start to grow. Be brave. Be creative. Start taking control of your financial future. |
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Plastic Surgery
When it gets time for you to have your first face lift, you probably won't want to do it yourself. And that's gonna cost a pretty penny. No one's saying it's against the law to be ugly. But it should be. |
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New Tattoo
Your body is a beautiful book whose skin will tell the story of your life. Illustrate it well, my friend. And, live hard! |
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Therapy
Of course, it's impossible to predict when you'll crack up, but it's best to be prepared. One coin at a time. It's for your future. It's for your best. |
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Valium
Like any conscientious housewife knows, pill poppin' can cut into the budget. Try our new savings plan, one coin at a time. |
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Vegas
Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to place your bets. But beware, when they say that everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas this could also apply to your hard earned cash. |
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Wedding
Why not plan the perfect wedding? There's no limit to your dreams. Except money! The most important day of your life awaits you. You just need to start savin' up. |
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Weed
Collecting money makes cents....cents for sinsemilla. |
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