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SAYING: ONCE YOU LOSE THE PERIOD, LIFE BECOMES A RUN ON SENTENCE.
Essences of amber, oriental balsams, warm spice and rose. Calms anxiety and promotes sensuality. |
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SAYING: What is your destiny? Why are you here? Where are you going? Who does your hair?.
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SAYING: YOU'RE ONE YEAR OLDER TODAY, ONE YEAR YOUNGER THAN YOU'LL BE TOMORROW.
Essences of sandalwood and patchouli induce a positive emotional state of optimism. |
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SAYING: YOU LEAVE THE SEAT UP, CAN ALWAYS TUNE HER OUT, AND CAN'T PUT A TOOL DOWN.
Essences of leather, bergamot and tobacco inspire male territorial instincts. |
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SAYING: BECAUSE SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE HAS IT FAR CRAPPIER THAN YOU.
Essences of wintermint and crisp woodland pine counteract obsessing on the unimportant. |
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SAYING: AROMACOLOGY FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T TURN IT OFF AND DON'T WANT TO.
Essences of citrus bergamia, cananga tree stimulate and energize the spirit. |
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SAYING: PICK YOURSELF UP OFF THE FLOOR AND GET YOURSELF BACK IN BED.
Essences of eucalyptus and ceylon spice invigorate the spirit and regenerate the ego. |
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SAYING: MUST LIGHT BOTH WICKS FOR FULL AROMATHERAPY EFFECT.
Essences of orange and lemon counteract passivity and self blame while essences of ylang ylang and bergamot calm anger. |
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SAYING: AROMATHERAPY FOR GENERAL FEARS OF JOB LOSS, COMPUTER VIRUSES, BLIND DATES AND WMD'S
Essence of Frankincense helps counter panic, trauma and drama. |
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SAYING: IF YOUR MOODS CHANGE FASTER THEN YOU CAN LIGHT A MATCH, THIS SELF DIAGNOSING LAYERED CANDLE WILL HELP KEEP YOU ON TRACK.
Essence of ginger counters sexual anziety, grapefruit lessens self doubt, bergamot eases stress and tension, eucalyptus balances mood swings. |
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SAYING: HAVING A PROBLEM UNWIDNDING, MELLOWING OUT OR JUST SHUTTING UP?
Essences of ylang ylang and lavender induce a calm and peaceful state of mind. |
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SAYING: EVEN THE ROMATICALLY CHALLENGED WILL HAVE TROUBLE SCREWING THIS MOOD UP.
Essences of jasmine is a proven aphrodisiac inducing (and seducing) sensuality and sexualisty for centuries. |
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SAYING: YOU'D LIKE TO WORK 24 HOURS A DAY, 8 DAYS A WEEK.
Essences of varietal citrus and sage of Bethlehem have an energizing, uplifting effect. |
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SAYING: ADDICTION THERAPY FOR CAFFEINE, CELL PHONES, AND SHOPPING.
Essences of geranium and clary sage counterct anxiety of withdrawal. |
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SAYING: MAY THE STREAM OF CHI THAT FLOWS THROUGH YOUR HOME TRICKLE THROUGH YOUR MIND.
Essences of woody florals and wild British sage induce balance and harmony. |
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